February 2011
gagadelbey asked: hahahhahaha!
I'll make sure you get to my bed safely though.
Better yet, I'll just pick you up personally.
rawr
Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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Listen <3
Feb 1st
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January 2011
9000 people are having sex right now, 2000 are...
almosttoogaytofunction: sacreddreamswontfail: gnomeyy: thereverendtholomewplague: what if i was having sex while reading this? :o What if I was getting head? Yup. I’m getting head right now~ I just had a wank so idgaf. LOL
Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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That moment in class when you suddenly understand...
Jan 30th
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iloveitreally asked: Hello. I am an angel and I have come today to give you this;
http://www.androidpit.com/en/android/market/apps/app/com.intuitivetech.grindroid/GrindRoid
A grindr andriod app.
I hope you use it well. Kisses. (btw; FOLLOW ME YOU DIRTY BITCH)
Jan 28th
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“An Arkansas supermarket reversed its decision Wednesday to hide a magazine cover...”
– Store reverses decision to hide Elton John magazine cover - CNN.com It’s awesome when calling people out on their shit changes things. (via mar-see-ah) Thanks so much to everyone who called or e-mailed to complain! (via stfuconservatives)
Jan 27th
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Raise your hand if you check the amount of time...
jenifer-marie:
Jan 25th
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''Are you free tomorrow?'' No, I'm fucking...
Jan 25th
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Listenfuckinglesbian: hugsandhairtugs: ...
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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I hate double standards
fuckit-imastripper: nobodysparkles: Why is it if a girl has sex with a bunch of guys, she’s a slut, but if a guy does the same thing, he’s a homosexual. For a second there, I thought this would be relevant, but it’s just funny :P
Jan 24th
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Spotted: Valentine's Day display at CVS.
youmakemydreams:
Jan 24th
Faith, trust, pixie dust.: What do I hate about... →
khalisyah-awesome: “Like this and I’ll rate you.” “Comment on my dp and I’ll rate you.” “I’m feeling sad, someone inbox me.” Idiot 1: “Hey, you’re pretty!” Idiot 2: “Omg, no! I’m not! You’re the pretty one ;)” Shut the fuck up and say thank you. We both know you’re…
Jan 22nd
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Who's going to be single on the 14th of February?
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Jan 19th
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So I’ve been thinkin: “I could totally fake being a top” I think if I do it, I should have like a reality show like when that girl pretends to be eighteen and does back to highschool. It’d be easy!
Jan 19th
dryeffects: raficopter: dryeffects: 9:37 and i finally finished my biology homework. i can’t wait till tomorrow, i don’t have my bio lab, movies are 5 dollars and i’m going to force someone to get sushi with me.  I would say me please but I work till nine :( mothafukka NO BBY. I was going to ask you too. Ugh, I guess I’ll have to settle with asking Dan. :|  Ugh! I’m sorry maybe...
Jan 18th
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dryeffects: 9:37 and i finally finished my biology homework. i can’t wait till tomorrow, i don’t have my bio lab, movies are 5 dollars and i’m going to force someone to get sushi with me.  I would say me please but I work till nine :( mothafukka
Jan 18th
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If I consider you as one of my good/close...
miszaye: octopusssy: I will tell you when I need to pee.. LOL. I will hit you very often. I will insult you more than necessary. I will annoy you so much you’ll want to hit me. I will tell you useless/pointless stories. I will bitch to you. Like a lot. I will swear at you 24/7. I will pull the ugliest faces at you. I will tell you personal things people probably don’t want to hear. ...
Jan 15th
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