March 2012
2 tags
I hope Rick Santorum's best-in-slot two-hander...
stfuconservatives:
-Joe
lol
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, inspiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
February 2012
3 tags
person 1: Hey, did you hear that oxygen and magnesium got together?
person 2: OMg!
jpegartifacts:
The gay agenda:
wake up
pray that Rick Santorum becomes gay [AMEN]
push straight people who are riding bikes off of their bikes
have gay lunch
go for a gay walk in the gay park
go to gay work and make gay money
go gay shopping
buy gay things
have gay dinner
pray that America will be destroyed
watch a gay television programme on a gay television set
go to sleep
have...
1 tag
beerisgod:
Why are there so many videos of me making out with men? WHY DO YOU KEEP TAKING VIDEOS OF ME, RAFAEL? These are terrible, they make me want to kill myself. From now on I swear I will keep my mouth and tongue to myself unless I am in a private location with the door closed and locked away from Rafael and his camera. For my 21st birthday I would like Rafael to erase all of these videos,...
1 tag
SOPHIA
SOPHIA RESPOND TO ME DO NOT DELETE OUR LOVE
beerisgod:
raficopter:
beerisgod:
raficopter:
beerisgod:
I’m at Rafael’s, his wifi is horrible and he doesn’t know what froyo is. What the fuck, who doesn’t know what froyo is? HE’S SO STUPID. OH MY GOD. HE’S SO STUPID.
CUNT BAG DIE
Please eat my vagina and fix your wifi. Please eat my vagina and fix your wifi. Please eat my vagina and fix your wifi. PLEASE FIX YOUR WIFI.
THE...
beerisgod:
raficopter:
beerisgod:
I’m at Rafael’s, his wifi is horrible and he doesn’t know what froyo is. What the fuck, who doesn’t know what froyo is? HE’S SO STUPID. OH MY GOD. HE’S SO STUPID.
CUNT BAG DIE
Please eat my vagina and fix your wifi. Please eat my vagina and fix your wifi. Please eat my vagina and fix your wifi. PLEASE FIX YOUR WIFI.
THE WIFI WORKS FOR ME, MAYBE TAKE...
beerisgod:
I’m at Rafael’s, his wifi is horrible and he doesn’t know what froyo is. What the fuck, who doesn’t know what froyo is? HE’S SO STUPID. OH MY GOD. HE’S SO STUPID.
CUNT BAG DIE
Jordan: What did one ocean say to another ocean?
Me: Nothing? They just waved?
Jordan: You shore are good at getting jokes!
Me: I undersand them perfectly!
Jordan: You're as shark as a tack!
Me: I sea what you did there.
margaytroid:
in west of the internet
born and raised
tumblr.com is where i shipped most of my gays
british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you wanna make friendship
When someone with no mutual friends adds you on...
and you’re just like:
dryeffects replied to your photo: Dead. Dead. Bye I’m leaving everything, omg…
I don’t know what this is but it sounds really gay/nerdy. :)
IT IS EVERYTHING YOU IGNORANT BITCH
jk yea it’s a game im really excited for
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3 tags
p3n1s:
Straight Relationships:
Strangers > Friends > Dates > BF/GF > Sex
Gay Relationships:
Strangers > Sex
Strangers > Boyfriends immediately > Sex
Strangers > Friends > Sex
RARELY/NEVER: Strangers > Friends > Dates > Boyfriends > Sex
you’ll never take me alive
